Welcome To The Official Nerd Squirt Website! |
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Nerd Squirt was invented for one soul purpose: to help make people feel more positive about themselves.We were once nerds who were constantly made fun of and no one wanted to be our friends. We were miserable all the time, but one day, we had had enough. We locked ourselves in the top secret lab and started to experiment with chemicals. It took days of hard work but then... everything was done. We had sucessfully created a liquid spray that could turn any drooling nerd into a strong, impressive man that ladies would kill for. We tried it on ourselves and we all knew, after the second we looked in the mirror, we had to go public. So here it is; for nerdy boys only. For more information and ordering directions, visit the Online Store Page. Feel free to look around the website! |